Megan Fox Tomb Raider

Megan Fox may be replacing Angelina Jolie in a new Tomb Raider movie. Warner Brothers has plans to completely revamp the series including a new origin for Lara Croft that will possibly stray from her English aristocracy roots
According to the Hollywood Reporter, the third film will completely reboot the video-game-based character, including changing her origin story (most likely shying away from her English aristocracy roots), and introduce new kinds of missions, love interests and villains.
And, most notably, a new leading lady.
While producers say an actress likely won’t be cast until a writer and director have signed on, Fox has emerged as the frontrunner replacement, at least as far as the blogosphere is concerned.
This will be a tough sell to the few die hard Tomb Raider video game fans left. Changing Lara Croft’s origin would be like making a movie about Super Mario Brothers but saying they won’t be plumbers anymore.

Todays Fake Bitch Award goes to…

Shauna Sand because she has more plastic on her than a garbage dump.

Lindsay Loses Even More Work

Lindsay Lohan is losing work faster than she's losing weight.

In 2006, the Incredible Shrinking Woman was signed on to star in an adaptation of Oscar Wilde's A Woman Of No Importance (perfect for her, right?).

Well, that movie stalled - until now. Unfortunately for saMAN, LezLo has since lost the role to Mamma Mia!'s Amanda Seyfried.

Way to throw it all away Lindz!

Ali Lohan is an Extraordinary Woman

Drawing looks from civilians passing by, Ali Lohan was all glammed up for a photo shoot held smack dab in the middle of Times Square on what was a busy Thursday afternoon (January 29).

Braving the chilly NYC winter weather, the 15-year-old “Mostly Ghostly” star struck a few poses for well-known photographer Jonathan Ressler’s “Extraordinary Women Exhibit”.

According to the photographer’s Web site, “Extraordinary Women is the result of a long career spent working with inspiring and amazing women. From all this experience, (Ressler) has taken portraits of 50 of the most remarkable women anyone is likely to meet. Each woman stands apart: beautiful, graceful, compassionate, wise and brave; individual and unforgettable.”

Continuing on, the “Extraordinary Women” snippet tells, “Shot across the world, these portraits capture the extraordinary character of each of the subjects. Some of the subjects being Poets, ballet dancers, actresses, artists, executives and teachers - these women come from all corners, each making her own mark on history.”

Jessica Simpson: Ready to Take the Stage

Getting ready to take the stage, Jessica Simpson was spotted leaving her hotel in Charlottesville, Virginia on Thursday afternoon (January 29).

Bundled up in a heavy jacket, the “Dukes of Hazzard” damsel was headed over to the University of Virginia, where she’s all set to open up for Rascal Flatts tonight.

Meanwhile, earlier today, People magazine editor Galina Espinoza and plus-size model Emme chatted with Natalie Morales on the Today Show about the mocking received by Miss Simpson for her "weighty" pictures from a Chili Cook-Off this past weekend.

“Jessica Simpson is becoming part of this trend we call body-bullying,” Espinoza told Morales. “People are cruelly mocking her, making her feel like there is something wrong with her just because she has a slightly fuller figure. It’s something that’s going on increasingly in Hollywood.”

Picking up where Espinoza left off, Emme tells, “It really is damaging to a lot of women. They’re going to look at this beautiful, gorgeous image and with all the jokes that are surrounding her, they look at themselves and say, ‘Well, if she is getting all this grief, what’s going on with me?’ ”

Jessica Alba's Giftwrapped Ass

That's Jessica Alba's dumb tattoo. She's in Coldwater Park with her beleaguered nanny and baby Honor Marie. Trust me, her ass is no gift. It doesn't matter WHAT tattoo you stick on it. She could have her asscheeks tattooed with wrapping paper and it would still be Return To Sender. The attitude would ruin the effect.

Alba is currently warring with Bill O'Reily and "some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ)" over her inauguration week request of a journalist to stay neutral like "Sweden." Everyone initially leapt down her throat because Switzerland is more famed for their neutrality than the Swedes. But Alba screwed up her Grouch face, ran to Wikipedia and dropped some knowledge on us drooling yokels.