Friday, September 5, 2008

UH-OH! AMY ORDERS 48 BOTTLES OF ALCOHOL


It doesn’t sound like Amy Winehouse will be in any fit state to perform at the weekend.

The troubled singer has reportedly ordered a whopping 48 bottles of Jack Daniel’s ahead of her gig at Bestival.

Her demands for the strong spirit have shocked organisers of the three-day festival in the Isle of Wight and prompted new fears over her health.

‘It’s common for artists to make requests for food and beverages before they arrive,’ said a festival source to The Sun.

‘But organisers have heard Miss Winehouse has ordered in an extremely lare amount of Jack Daniel’s, in fact, a ridulous amount that she and her team could not possibly consume during their short stay.’

Wino has a history of failing to turn up to gigs as well as a string of shambolic performances.

‘Everyone is really excited about getting Amy to perform here, and naturally there are now fears she is planning something wild,’ added the source.

‘With Amy’s record this can mean failure to perform or giving a shambolic performance. Whiskey is better than heroin — but not 48 bottles of the stuff.’

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