Supposedly there is a Lindsay Lohan sex tape floating around the open market. I know, I know, we’ve heard it before. Well, I am here to tell that, well, you are hearing it again because me thinks it will never amount to squat. But one can wish. I am just too damn jaded about this situation to ever see the slightest glimmer of hope in possibilities. I think that at this point, I have a better chance of sleeping with her than actually seeing someone else do the deed. And the chances of me sleeping with her are 0.
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