Saturday, August 30, 2008

Critics Continue To Slam Jessica Simpson Performances


Jessica Simpson got brutally slammed again for her last show in Niagara Falls this week. The reviewer called her performance “bizarre and often frustrating” and said that it might be unfair to call her a train wreck because “at some point, a train knows where it’s going.”

The reviewer went on to say that Jessica acts like she is still living in a reality show and thinks that everyone is so fascinated with her that they need to hear every detail about her life. Jessica explained every song in detail and discussed flatulence when she dedicated “You’re My Sunday” to Tony Romo.

“I do pass gas a lot,” she told the crowd. “I guarantee it smells like roses.”

Law concluded that “Simpson can’t deliver a concert worthy of her new record.

“It’s hard to take her [seriously] when she declares how much she loves “Destiny” Springfield, and then performs a version of “Son of a Preacher Man” so devoid of soul, Dusty would disown it,” he wrote.

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